It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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