She's JV to your varsity
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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