It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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