high people should be assigned attendants
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I deserve this hangover.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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