So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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