The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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