You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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