Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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