Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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