ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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