I CAN MOONWALK!
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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