I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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