I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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