Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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