i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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