too bad you live with your parents still
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
worst night to have a conscience
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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