theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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