But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i barfeds in our rink
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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