please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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