I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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