hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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