he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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