I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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