I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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