i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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