my mouth tastes like poor choices
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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