when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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