i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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