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Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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