Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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