As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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