I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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