Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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