shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I love you.
Bad choice
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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