she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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