i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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