yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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