Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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