You really coming over, don't trick.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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