i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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