I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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