super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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