i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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