he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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