I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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