4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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