I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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