so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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