K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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