i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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