But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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